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Adventures in Housekeeping or Why I leave a tip when I stay at a hotel August 13, 2008

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I was cleaning our shower today, a task I loathe above most others because my husband has a job that he comes home from covered in various dirts and greases almost every day and I was thinking about how much I hate cleaning bathrooms. I used to say I’d rather clean a bathroom than a dish, but that changed after I worked for a Hyatt hotel. Not just any Hyatt, but the Hyatt Vineyard Creek in Santa Rosa, CA.

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I thought the job would be great when I first took it. It was good pay (by my Missouri standards) and the hours were somewhat flexible in that once I was done with my rooms, I could leave if I so chose. I started off training and realized that I was one of 3 people on the cleaning staff who spoke fluent English and one of only 2 who spoke it as a first language. This didn’t bother me because the gals I worked with were very sweet and I knew just enough Spanish to get by. The supervisors were another story. They called me a kid (and I was) and condescended to me to my face and were downright rude behind my back. They spoke no Spanish, but made up for it by speaking REALLY loud to the other workers because that makes it easier to understand. Kinda like talking to old people. Or not….

I got into a routine and cleaned most rooms in less than 20 minutes, which was quite an accomplishment considering the size of the rooms and the mess made by the rich people who stayed in them. We were supposed to do 16 rooms a day and get time and a half for every room extra beyond that, but I was regularly given 19 or 20 rooms and no extra pay. Some days I would get to come in late and do the afternoon housekeeping around the grounds because I spoke English and by then the guests were up and around and asking questions. The hotel didn’t want the white bread clientèle to be confused or offended by the non-English speaking staff so thats where I came in. I’d clean the lobby, the offices, and the sweep the courtyard, walkways etc. It was easier than the rooms and a bit more social which was nice, but it didn’t last long, because the other white girl quit without notice and I had to take over her work.

I’d had just about enough after being there for a month when I cleaned one room where a couple had stayed for 5 days. They left the room a disaster with empty food cartons and other junk even tho it had just been cleaned the day before by yours truly. It took me a good 40 minutes to get through it all and I freaked out a bit when I found the empty condom wrappers (sans rubbers thank god), the pamphlets on being a gay male living with aids, and the booklets on all the gay clubs in San Francisco. I immediately put on two extra pairs of gloves and was very careful from there on out.

The final straw came when I was told I would have vacation for a week when Jarell came to visit me for the first time in 6 months. They never wrote it down, but regularly talked to me about it so I wasn’t worried until the schedule went up for the week I was supposed to have off. Not only did they not give me the vacation, but I was scheduled to work 9 days in a row. I was upset but calmly asked them about it. They said another housekeeper had quit without notice and two other women had asked at the last minute to go visit family. I was pissed, but kept quiet.

The next day when Jarell was scheduled to fly in, I called in sick. And until 3 weeks later when I went to pick up my last check, I never went back. Childish? Maybe. Justified? Hell yes! I was making a whopping 8 dollars an hour at a horrendous job where they treated the employees in the housekeeping section like scum.

The moral of the story: Be kind to your housekeeping staff when you stay at a hotel. They don’t see much of that outrageous fee that you pay to the hotel, and they generally aren’t treated that well. Besides, if you’re staying more than one night, you really want your room to be clean and safe, don’t you?

 

Come on Barbie lets go party August 13, 2008

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I gots an award! This is the post I should have made last night instead of that long boring affair. If my internet had been functioning correctly I would have, but I just threw up my hands and went with something easy- typing. And yes, I have been letting my media player pick the post titles again, by way of picking a line from whatever song I’m listening to at the time, but it works so I’m not gonna knock it. Back to the award. Karen over at Chaos Free Living gave me this nifty award “I find her very amusing. I have her pictured as a little crazy mixed with a lot of homemaker, plus she has tomatoes and I’m going to try and get some.”

Thanks Karen, I AM crazy altho its like 60/40 or 70/30 on the ratio of crazy to homemaker. LOL

Kick Ass Blogger Award

Rules:

Award this to 5 of your blogger buds
Let ‘em know in your post or via email, twitter or blog comments that they’ve received an award
Share the love and link back to both the person who awarded you and back to http://www.mammadawg.com/2008/08/kick-ass-blogger-award.html
Hop on back to the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ to sign Mr. Linky then pass it on (which you can also get to on the above link)

Woo hoo so now I have to figure out who to give this lil darling to… (stroking chin thoughtfully)

Theres Dana who makes me laugh and reminds me of the goats I grew up with who were named Dinner…

Diana who staged a vegetable salute to the Olympics without meat endeering her to cows everywhere, but especially the patriotic ones.

Busty LaRue whose quilts put me to shame and leave me drooling for more

Wanda a wonderful swap partner and a very crafty lady who has fun adventures in the deep south

and finally, Sherry who is also a former swap partner who makes me grin with her life of Chaos.

In honor of a this award, and a very special thing that happened on Monday, I want to tell you a bit about my grampa. My grampa Harold turned 95 on Monday. I hadn’t realized that the day snuck up on me till it was already past because the whole not working thing makes keeping track of dates a little tricky. Anywho, Grampa Harold was born in 1913 in I believe Washington, but I don’t know for sure. I was thinking about this all last night and I realized that its time to call him and sit down with a tape recorder or something and find out about his life before I lose that opportunity altogether. My family is one of those where we see each othe at weddings, funerals, and holidays if we’re lucky. Thats not right, but its something I’m trying to change in my own life. I want my family to be close and spend time together just because we do. Grampa was married to my Gramma for just shy of 60 years when she died in 2001 at the age of 80. They had 8 kids of which my mom is number 7 and 7 of whom are still living. Grampa was a postman for many years and is still in ridiculously good health. Last summer he was out in 100 degree weather breaking up six inch thick concrete with a sledgehammer. I kid you not. He’s a little man, shorter than me and I’m only 5′4″ weighing in around 125 (he’s obsessed with weight and eating in a godly manner) and you’d never guess by looking at him that he could do the things he does. Until arthritis in his hands got too bad, he tuned pianos and carved small animals and made miniature playable violins. I asked him once how he learned how to make them and he said, “Well I looked at some pictures of violins in a book and went from there.” This man is amazing. He taught me all sorts of things when I was little and still amazes me. Leaving off here for now, I’m going to give him a call, and have a chat with him.

If you’re fortunate to have grandparents still living, give em a call- it’ll make their day, and whether you know it now or not, it will make yours too.

 

Whats in a name August 13, 2008

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I was sitting here thinking about the names of my fish, and it occured to me that I have some strangely named pets. Not that I think they’re weird names- if I did, I wouldn’t have picked them- but I have gathered from other people’s reactions that they find them odd. Tonight I thought I would pay tribute to my many wonderful pets past and present and their odd names.

I grew up with dogs. Most of them had fairly normal names- Rufus, Sandy, BJ (named by the pound where we got her), Kelly, and Peppy. Not all at the same time mind you, but we did have these dogs. Stumpy, Fizzle, Mozart, Sparky, Lady Jane (a compromise between 5 y/o me thinking Jane was a cool name and my dad wanting a Lady), DD (the ladder climbing wonder dog- stood for Double Dumb) I grew up with these animals, and the last of them finally passed on a couple years ago. Rufus was born to Sandy when I was 3 and as the runt of the litter, we ended up keeping him till he died at 17 1/2. He sired Stumpy (also a runt) with Lady Jane and then Stumpy and Sandy begat Sparky and Fizzle, who were also Rufus’ brothers. Yes we had redneck inbred dogs, but I had no control of this. BJ was my dog altho she originally was meant to be my dad’s dog. As I mentioned, she came prenamed and I didn’t understand the double meaning of her name until a couple of years before she passed on. Otherwise I might have been embarrassed, but by that time, she was my baby and nobody was going to make fun of her.

Around the same time I had a few fish- Phred and Phluffy. Yes I know thats weird spelling, but I was a weird kid. Phred was a long lived and underappreciated zebra danio received one year as a Christmas present and Phluffy was a short lived gold fish that came as a gift on my induction into the National Honor Society.

When I moved out, I got more fish for a while and had Things 1 and 2. My first dog on my own was christened Jezebell. She got parvo and sadly didn’t make it through but I loved that little ball of fur. Rats went by the names of Sneezy, Maude, and Bella. Yes, I did say rats- they are wonderfully sweet. The next dogs- Cocoa and Daisy. Daisy and her brother Smoky (Jarell’s dog) dissappeared one day and I suspect foul play because my FIL has a lot of people who live near him who don’t like him very much. Cocoa and Jezebell’s brother Teddy dissappeared the next week but showed up 2 weeks later, thin and looking like they had traveled miles. My theory? This crazy bitch lady who lives down the road threatened the dogs several times and all of a sudden they start dissappearing in pairs…

Ginger, Chubby Checkers, and the Big Bopper were stray puppies that were born at my FIL’s shop site. We took them in as best we could, but our close proximity to a major highway and farmer’s fields combined with no fences, and no one who cared for them living here meant they didn’t make it long. We hope a nice trucker took them home with him.

As a side note, I know this is all very horrible and sad- I do want to say tho that I did not neglect these animals. I have had some rough luck tho with keeping them safe without being able to do anything about them- every time I tried, I got in trouble with the FIL and MIL.

A year and a half ago Jarell called me at work telling me he had a surprise for me. It was the Saturday after Thanksgiving and I was working at Wal Mart so a surprise was always welcomed. I was hoping for an engagement ring, but when I got to his house there was a wiggly bundle under the covers on his bed that turned into Tinkerbell my black lab. She is my angel baby and the only thing odd about her name is that it is usually given to smaller dogs.

The first fish came along somewhere in here. I had guppies named Dracula, Blueberry, and Phluffy the third (named by the flirty worker at the pet store when I told him about my gold fish and danio by the same name). Bettas named Narcissus (who preened at the front of the tank but succumbed to a newby aquarium keeper) and Zeus (not at the same time) clown loaches named Flotsam and Jetsam.

There were puppies from Cocoa and two of her sisters (yes I have heard of spaying animals, but remember that bit about the inlaws- they weren’t going to pay for it and I couldn’t afford to spay all of their pets) We kept one of them because no one else wanted him and his name was Tubby. He was tall and skinny. We moved to Mexico temporarily and about a week before we came home someone let him out of our fenced yard and again we found ourselves hoping he had found a new home with some nice farm family nearby. Pepper was introduced into the family back in February and she is an irreplacable if somewhat bossy member. Tink had her pups in April and 3 of them never found forever homes so they are now Lily (as in Munster) Pugsly (Adams) and Peppersox. (named by Jarell because her feet look like a salt and pepper fight and he’s not that original)

Finally the current aquarium in which 19 fish reside. I know, seriously? If I were to itemize our pets and include Missy my MIL’s dog who lives here, we would have 25 pets!

  • Angelfish- Toi and Johnny Cash
  • Clown Loaches- Fred and Ethel
  • Guppies-Phluffy the 4th, Dracula the 2nd, and an unnamed dalmation looking one. Suggestions?
  • Pink Kissing Gouramis-Elvis and one that is as yet unnamed
  • Dojo Loach- String Bean
  • Betta- Dante
  • Plecostamus- Igor and Frankenstein
  • 6 zebra danios- also needing names

So I know this has been a long and boring post, but I’d love to hear suggestions for names on the ones that have no names. I can tell most of them apart with the exception of 5 out of 6 of the danios.